In thisFar Sidecartoon,Captain Hook schedules a job counseling appointment to help decide between pirating and massage therapy.
Right away, the counselor says,“Maybe we can help you narrow it down.”
Moreover, on his arm, he’s written"Add, Subtract, and Die!
“as a hardcore tattoo.
OnlyThe Far Sidecould turn something so ordinaryinto something utterly absurd.
One man says to the other,“We’ve got a deal.
We’ll let your people and my people work out the details.
“Surrounding them are the people in question, who are all unrealistically small.
However, in a shocking twist, his boss manages to read his mind - literally.
The man’s boss declares,“Lewis, you’re fired!
You apparently forgot this is a cartoon, and I can read every word you think!
“Working a corporate job is definitely not boring when you have to keep your inner monologue in check.
