If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter…

It’s very complex.

If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?

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Perhaps she has done something wrong.

His questions regarding the program proved that it wasn’t fit for his angelic eyes.

just accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.

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You have reached the voicemail of…

I don’t understand why… why you want me to say my name.

It’s funnier in Enochian.

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It actually means, ‘You breed with the mouth of a goat.’

It’s funnier in Enochian.

I don’t understand that reference.

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His response when he doesn’t get one is simple enough:“I don’t understand that reference.

“Cas’s answer?

“I don’t understand that reference.

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You don’t understand, I need pie!

His dropping of a wad of money to cover the sale is also funny.

Do you ever get tired of urinating?…

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Do you ever get tired of urinating?

One of these happened to be about how strange peeing still is to the angel.

The angel has a point.

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Why is six scared of seven?…

Why is six scared of seven?

I assume because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.

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Cas gave the question some serious thought, but doesn’t quite understand the joke.

Hey Ass-Butt!

Of all the things the angel could say to delay the inevitable,“Hey assbutt!

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“is probably the last thing anyone expected to hear from his mouth.

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